I'm Melody. I like sarcasm, drawing and painting. That's about it.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
bring-on-the-dancing-lobsters:
hahah pugs make the funnest faces
Chicken strip…
the only kind I like.
Chicken strip…
the only kind I like.
Ooooh baby, love me down.
I hate feeling like I have no control over anything.
As is apparent by the multitude of mental disorders I’ve aquired.
15 DAY CHALLENGE: Day 1.
1. I’m Melody.
2. I’ve got an older brother who I couldn’t really praise more, but at times we clash. Obviously.
3. I love to draw and paint, but the inspiration’s been thin on the ground lately.
4. I’m Zimbabwean.
5. I’m addicted to coffee beyond all doubt.
6. I’ve always been single and don’t really mind it. Hopefully not *~foreveralone~*, though.
7. I like correct punctuation, spelling, grammar, etc. and often correct people… Despite being a hypocrite.
8. Mediocrity scares me.
9. I’m unhappy about the way I look.
10. During winter I’m constantly cold, even though I wear what must be about four layers of clothing. At least.
11. I’m a bitch, despite appearances.
12. I count my mom as one of my closest friends.
13. Watermelon is my life.
14. I only eat fruit, vegetables and porridge (coffee/diet coke and water are my staple beverages).
15. Social retardation is a flaw of mine, but I wear it with pride.
I need to post more, seeing this makes it seem slightly easier (and like I’ll have something interesting to actually post).
Pissed off one of the most offensive people I know
My mother congratulates me on it. I love her unreal amounts.
Hello. I’m a Polar Bear.
oh. my. god.
This was too cute for me to not reblog.
